I'm writing a post about DC Talk? Weird.

*the tone shifts to witty sarcasm*

An open letter to my boss

A funny thing happened on the way to the office.



Small observations

And so this is my workplace...

When the cat's away...

An Open Letter to People Who Use the Phone


A pet peeve

Here's my current problem:

Couch potato needs to win marathon to get girl back? Try these!

This is kind of pointless.

*muffled cries*

More creepiness at the Olympics...

More Olympic Fiascos


She works hard for her money.

Tidbits to pass the time

whispered judgements


Sad and startling news

I want to get away, I want to fly away... (yeah yeah yeah)

well EF that!

Today's Confession

A day's work

Stupid printer shrinking the type to the point of illegibility!

"A case of the Mondays"

Speaking of alcohol...

Drinky drinky!

Well that was quick.

Turns out it's not too difficult to change who you are.



Privacy? Schmivacy.

Spread the Good News

Maybe I'm just going through peri-menopause...

I see your true colours shining through...

They don't call it a "bumper sticker" for nothin'

They're called underthings for a reason!

It outta be a LAW!

So this is where the day goes...

A cry from the suffering

To sleeve or not to sleeve

The Mystery of the Lesser-Sisters

Having to do things over, part infinity


Set me free, why dontcha babe?

Gender mcgenderson

An open apology to my coworkers (and anyone I pass on the street)


Advice: Don't be an A-Hole!

Sunny days... sunny sunny sunny days...


"That is IT" she yells as she throws her gloves to the floor

Rants for yesterday

Stupid science.

F this!

A brush with.... douchiness?


One battle won.


One more for the road. Happy weekend everyone!

Twists of fate

Now let's teach it to fly!

Time to get spooky.

More from the NY Times

National Waist-Measurement Day


Come on everyone, let's get creepy and pander to stereotypes!

A brush with destiny

Scrabble - it's my good time game!

Madonna and JT redux:


Phone Etiquette?

More for me

My legs are in prison.

Notes on Filing

At least it's Wednesday

On a rainy Tuesday...


How to beat the Monday blahs...

I'm back.

So this is the way it's going to be?

Etiquette Shmettiquette

Disasters averted

(A swift change in tone)

Once more and I'll burst!

A new way to avoid work!

She's back.


Look at me, Ma, no wires!

I just can't let it go.


Break this!

My desk is nobodies desk but mine, you can touch your desk and I will touch mine!


Back troubles


Bring on the beasts!

I live to eat.


A battle is won.

A note to clients who call in:

Happy Hump-Day


Disastrous consequences approach

Phone Etiquette Follies

Activist and Receptionist?

It's Fan Time

Top 5 Awesome Things About Data Entry

Tech Support

Blogger oddities

*read this whole blog in a whispered voice*

Back to the grind

More funness!

Superman does his taxes too.

Faxed Time