Singalong! Bitch I'm Madonna by Madonna

Folks!  Madonna has a new song out.  It's called "Bitch I'm Madonna" and it's kind of sad.  Fifty-something year old Madge trying desperately to come off as a young, bad, sexually liberated party girl.  I mean, don't get me wrong, this has been Madonna's schtick throughout her career, and she doesn't need to start singing about tea cozies and going to bed early now that she's a demi-centennarian, but this just seems a little... desperate.  You don't need to try so dang hard, Madonna!  Be secure enough in your Madonna-hood that you don't need to remind us that your "a bad bitch" and say "bitch I'm Madonna" over and over again.

That said, I think it's pretty fun how many celebrities she has in her music video.  Everyone is Madonna!

BITCH I'M MADONNA

by Madonna

ft. Nicki Minaj

Ooooooooooh

Ooooooooooh

(You're gonna love this)

Ooooooooooh

(You can't touch this)

Ooooooooooh

(Cuz I'm a bad bitch)

We hit the elevator right up to the rooftop

The bass is pumping make me wanna screw the top off

Yeah, we'll be drinking and nobody's gonna stop us

And we'll be kissing anybody that's around us

I just wanna have fun tonight (blow up this shit tonight)

Put me under the flashing light

Ohhhhh, let me blow up this house tonight

(Gonna blow up!)

We go hard or we go home

We gon do this all night long

We get freaky if you want

Na nana na na na

We go hard or we go home

We gon do this all night long

We get freaky if you want

Bitch, I'm Madonna

(Bitch bitch, I'm Madonna)

(Bitch bitch, I'm Madonna)

We're jumping in the pool and swimmin' with our clothes on

I poured a beer into my shoe and got my freak on

The neighbor's pissed and says he's gonna call the Five-O

If they show up then we are gonna give a good show

I just wanna go out tonight

Put me under the flashing light

Ohhhhh, let me blow up this house tonight

(Gonna blow up!)

(B-b-bitch move)

We go hard or we go home

We gon do this all night long

We get freaky if you want

Na nana na na na

We go hard or we go home

We gon do this all night long

We get freaky if you want

Bitch, I'm Madonna

(Bitch, I'm Madonna)

(Bitch bitch, I'm Madonna)

(Bitch, I'm Madonna [repeat])

Who do you think you are?

You can't mess with this lucky star

Ohhhhh, who do you think you are?

Nicki Minaj:

Uh!

Poured up with my nose up

And that rosé up in that thinga

I'm froze up with my stove up

Cuz he eatin' like it's his dinner

I run shit, I don't fall back

Cuz I'm on track, I'm a sprinter

I'm bossed up, I got 'em awestruck

It's not a toss up, I'm the winner

Be-b-b-beep-beep, bitch, move

Before I bang-bang with that uzz

That's Miu Miu on my shoes

Ain't got a thing left for me to prove

It's that bottle service all night

It's that pop and urban just right

It's that "go hard or go home" zone

Bitch, I'm Madonna, these hoes know

We go hard or we go home

We gon do this all night long

We get freaky if you want

Na nana na na na

We go hard or we go home

We gon do this all night long

We get freaky if you want

Bitch, I'm Madonna

Ooooooooooh

(We do it like this)

Ooooooooooh

(You're gonna love this)

Ooooooooooh

(You can't touch this)

Ooooooooooh

(Cuz I'm a bad bitch)

Who do you think you are?

(Cuz I'm a bad bitch)

Who do you think you are?

(Cuz I'm a bad bitch)

Who do you think you are?

(Cuz I'm a bad bitch)

Who do you think you are?

"Go hard or go home" zone, bitch

I'm Madonna, these hoes know