The latest diet fad is suuuuuuper exclusive

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Ready for a new diet fad that will allow you to be extra insufferable?

Get a DNA Diet.

It's sort of like the old blood type diets, except 100% personalized to your DNA. How exclusive is that?

Now you get to say things like, "Sorry, gluten doesn't agree with my DNA", "My DNA is just begging me for some celery", and "I have a DNA sensitivity to strawberries."


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