Words Cannot Express

Oh.... my.... WORD! I am ALONE IN THE OFFICE!!!! This is... I don't even know what it is. It's something, that's for sure. Something amazing. I feel like I really need to take advantage of this, but how?


-blatantly look at my time-wasting websites without constantly listening for someone coming up behind me and minimizing the window?
-phoning people when I'm not even on my lunch yet?
-listening to music (scratch that, someone removed the speakers from my computer, rendering this impossible)?
-dancing and singing?
-running around?
-sitting in my boss' chair and making prank calls with a funny voice?
-reading my book openly?


Although, let's just be honest here for a second. The possibilities may be endless, but chances are that I will sit here and think about all the amazing things I could be doing and not do any of them. Except likely #1, because that's just obvious. Maybe #2. Okay, okay, I'm doing them all right now!


  1. Looks like your skills from the baby store are really transferring to your new gig!