Wo is me on Friday morning

Why oh why do such terrible, torturous things happen to me. Listen to what's going through my head right now:

Hey (hey) You (you)!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way (no way)!
I think you need a new one
Hey (hey) You (you)!
I could be your girlfriend....

UGH! This is annoying and dumb! Songs like this have a limited number of specific situations in which their good. Situations like riding in the car with a bunch of friends and turning it up real loud and rolling down the windows and singing along. Or when you're hanging out late at night and this song comes on and you start dancing and singing all crazy like. Or in karaoke maybe. Notice the common thread of being able to sing and dance to it.

Right here, right now in my silent little office is not a situation where this song is good! I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE'S GIRLFRIEND AND I DON'T WANT TO SING ABOUT IT!!! Ummm... I mean... uh... no one's girlfriend except for the fantastic person who I'm the girlfriend of.... You see... uhhh... what I meant to say was that I don't want to be anyone NEW's girlfriend... That I don't want to steal someone away from their girlfriend?

I should just stop talking now.