I got a new toy! It's a dispenser for "sign here" stickers and it sticks to my desk! But without adhesive! It's got this rubbery thing on the bottom and so it glides around on my desk but doesn't come off so I can pull stickers out with ease, and then amuse myself by sliding it around on my desk in slow, graceful, hypnotic movements. So cool!
This has improved my day remarkably, and it's kind of fun to put the "sign here' stickers on stuff now. Goes to show.