How to write about a starlet

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Just in case you haven't hit your quotient of things that simultaneously make you laugh and rage-cry, try Mad Libs for a profile of a female celebrity, as written by a man.

It's easy, you just choose a young female celebrity and an older female celebrity, a male celebrity, and choose from a series of adjectives and comparisons. The adjectives include such humanizing terms as "pillowy", "bee-stung", "shoulder-baring", and, of course, "make up free", and then you get your choice of verbs, from "sashayed" to "ravaged."

Source: NY Mag

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