I want to be.... HER!

I have needed new glasses for a really really really really long time.  My eyes are kind of actually pretty bad but I like to pretend they're not for a few reasons.  First of all, getting glasses means thinking ahead and scheduling all kinds of appointments.  Then they expect you to pay for them.  Then you have to remember to wear them on your face.  It all seemed like way too much work until I watched season two of Dollhouse and met this stunning lady:

I know it's not the best picture, but EFF it was hard to find one that showed her amazing glasses.  Look how amazing they are.  The best part, though, you can't even see in this picture.  She is wearing them on a CHAIN.  And it's so seductively awesome it's ridiculous.  Here's the best picture I could find showing off the chain:

Seriously, look how cute?  Don't you just want to BE her?  Well, no you don't because (SPOILER ALERT) she turns out to be kind of evil, then not so evil, then maybe evil, then not, then dead.  Okay, that really was a spoiler, sorry about that.  Or is it?  I mean, we all die eventually.

Anyways, I want to be her, minus the semi-evilness and dead arm, and the closest I think I can is those awesome glasses on a chain.  Also, I want her sweater.

Who would have thought that the thing that motivates me to actually spend the time and money getting new glasses would be an alluring somewhat evil genius?  Scratch that, who WOULDN'T have thought that?

Finally, you should watch Dollhouse.  Joss Whedon is a freaking genius and gets better all the time.