Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts

This Octopus Could Be You

In case you needed to see this today, here's an octopus using a shield and smacking another octopus that gets too close.


Maybe it's about personal boundaries. Maybe it's about American politics. Maybe it's about nature being its natural self. Choose your own adventure.


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The Epitome of the Thing You Didn't Know Existed But You Desperately Needed All Along

Who DOESN'T need a snowman carrier??? (Perhaps people in warmer climates. Or maybe they need it most?)

A photo of a carrier designed specifically to carry a small snowman. It is a black hard-shell cooler bag shaped like a small snowman, open with a snowman inside of it.

This is the real deal. It's a cooler bag with a hard shell with a carrying pocket for your snowman's carrot nose and a removable tray to make it as easy as possible to take him in and out.

It is designed by Yuko Matsuzawa for the company Tsuchiya Kaban, which has a series of whimsical bags designed just for the fun of carrying very specific objects around.


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For Those of Us Who Are Super Behind in Seeing Captain Marvel

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I FINALLY saw Captain Marvel last night and I just want to say DANG! That movie is GOOD!

Before seeing it I had heard two general criticisms:

1) It's not that good.

2) She looks "too hot" and is wearing perfect makeup all the time.

Rebuttals:

1) Yes, it is. You either don't like superhero movies (in which case, sure), require all your super heroes to be dark and tortured (in which case, ehhhh), or have an issue with women (in which case, ugh).

2) It's a superhero movie. They're all hot.

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Best parts:

Her origin story is all about being a super cool rebel human who stands up to everyone, even aliens.

She keeps getting back up (annnnnd I'm crying just remembering that montage).

Her ultimate power lies in accepting her humanity and emotions.

We saw how Nick Fury gets his eye patch.

All the 90s music.

A sweet little kitty plays a pivotal role.

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!

That's all I have to say about that.

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Introducing: Ridiculous Enthusiasm


There's a new thing happening!

I get really excited about little things sometimes, and so I wanted to lean into those small joys and wonders and get really really ridiculously enthusiastic about them! So begins... Ridiculous Enthusiasm.

I'll be posting to Instagram at @ridiculousenthusiasm (twice a week for now), and then occasionally sharing here as well.

Here's the first enthusiasm, posted today on the Insta:


Follow! Love! Share! Do ALL THE THINGS!!!

PS: I am posting this at 11:11am on purpose, because that's like FOUR EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!


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HAPPY NEW YEAR!


DID I GET IT???? DID I GET THE FIRST BLOG POST OF 2018????

(Seeing as I live in the Pacific time zone... maybe? If you do as well? Otherwise I am way off.)

Happy New Year, friends!

xoxo


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Spotify just peered into my teenage soul and I can't get over it!

Image by Leroy Patterson on Giphy

Backstory:

When I was 16, I discovered the band Save Ferris. They were in that sweet ska/rock crossover space right when ska/rock was still a thing. They sang silly songs about spam and how much it sucked to be a teenager. WIN!

The last song on their album It Means Everything was called "Everything I Want to Be" and it was the song of my soul. It carried me on wings like an angel through the Land of Hopes and Dreams and wrapped my heart in a saxophone-infused rainbow. It was my aspirational song of optimistic futures that would never materialize, but I didn't know that yet.

It was everything everybody has ever meant when they refer to a song as their jam. (Which I originally thought referred to the kind of jam you eat, as in "this thing is as delicious to my heart as jam is to my mouth," because jam is such a delicious thing, why wouldn't you turn it into a descriptor of other things you love?)

Other Facts:

1) This particular song was NOT a single nor was it famous at all. It was the last song on the track and I may be the only person who knew all the words. (Okay, they had more fans than that, but let me feel special. It's what the song is about.)

2) I have maybe listened to this album one or two times on Spotify since I became a Spotify-listening person, and I don't think I have ever singled this song out in particular.

3) Spotify has a new-ish feature called Your Time Capsule with a collection of songs to make you all nostalgic about your past. It's generally pretty easy pickings: mine is full of rock and pop from the late 90's. I'm a 33 year old female, so they know that I sang longingly along with Six Pence None the Richer's Kiss Me like a zillion times. Done.

4) I am not getting paid by Spotify to talk about them this much. I wish I was.

Exciting Event:

THEY PUT "EVERYTHING I WANT TO BE" ON MY TIME CAPSULE PLAYLIST!

I was alone in the office when this happened and wanted to jump and scream and sing along but there was no one to be excited with me. Then my coworker came in, but he wanted to talk about work and I just wanted to sing as loud as I could in his face. AWKWARD.

Seriously, though, have internet algorithms gotten so good that they can see into your history pre-social media? Can they somehow sense that, even though I only listened to that album a couple of times on the internet, I did so with such joyful abandon that it was extra special to me?

Do they know that I am an adult person who was once a teenager full of dreams and that this song is about dreams and also that I liked ska and so I probably liked this?

I am not mad. I am not creeped out. I am just impressed. And grateful. So grateful.

Give it a listen:



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Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEE!

It's my birthday, guys!

This year, I celebrated by making birthday cards for my Society 6 shop, because what are birthdays for if not shamelessly flocking one's wares?






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Here's something for the wish list: a floating desktop cloud

Since we store our entire lives in The Cloud, why not have a visual reminder of that on your desktop, in the form of a free-floating cloud?


This is neat, right?


Via: Richard Clarkson Float


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The Gilmore Girls: Winter to Summer

I have not yet watched the last episode of the new Gilmore Girls season. This is not stopping me from having thoughts and opinions:

(WARNING, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS - not of the last episode, of course, but of everything up until then.)



DID THEY NOT GET THE RIGHTS TO THE THEME SONG???? This is very upsetting. The intros feel empty and sad.

Rory is... unimpressive. I'm not talking about the fact that she doesn't know what she's doing with her life or anything. I'm talking about the way she gives up so quickly on everything. She has the curse of the naturally gifted: she's used to working hard and then seeing success. When she doesn't, she crumbles because she is not used to meeting resistance.

Lane seems like she's still a pretty cool cat, but they gave her a truly unfortunate set of mom-bangs.

There is nothing more frustrating than watching a show where everyone is unhappy because everyone feels disconnected from everyone else, but they are disconnected and unhappy because they are all lying and keeping secrets from each other!

If Rory doesn't have a valid driver's licence, why does she keep driving everywhere????

People have aged reallllly unevenly. Zack looks like a tired old man! Oh, Zack! What happened to you? Meanwhile, Kirk is a total hottie!

It seems clear that they want to tell a story that stretches over all four episodes (or "seasons", but that is confusing parlance in TV-land where seasons refer to something very different), but that doesn't mean you can't have some closure at the end of each episode. Every other TV series does it, you did it in the past, you can, too!

For example: what is with this LETTER that Emily brought up once in therapy and then never got brought up again??? This better get cleared up in the final episode.

Alex Kingston! Alex Kingston is on the show! And she is cheeky and hilarious and I love her.

Rory is kind of a total jerk. She's got a boyfriend who she ignores and constantly forgets about and won't do the service of breaking up with and sleeps with a bunch of other people including an engaged Logan, who is also being a jerk here, but expectedly.

Will Lorelei ever not be able to suddenly need to go and do something dramatic?

If you're doing a TV show with a bad play in it, you don't need to show us the bad play for 15 minutes. It's okay for your episode to be 15 minutes shorter than you intended - this is Netflix, you're not trying to fill a fixed broadcast slot.

I miss Richard.

Paris continues to be one of the best, most interesting humans. Her bathroom freak out when she holds a door shut with her stiletto'd foot is one of the finest moments in television history.

Who on earth would let Paris talk to children????

When you eat junk food like the Gilmores your insides die.


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Some November Blessings

A collection of blessings to get you through this rainy, cold November
"#blessed" by Raffi Asdourian

For Americans, today is Thanksgiving, and thanks to globalization of culture, the rest of us hear about it incessantly. This really isn't such a bad thing. I always enjoy watching how sitcoms find excuses to keep their characters from going home over Thanksgiving,and any reminder to be grateful is useful.

Instead of sharing things I am thankful for, however, I decided instead to share some blessings for a cold, rainy fall that may or may not include family gatherings:

May your bike rides be sweat-free and your bike chain stay in place.

May the rain take pause the instant you leave your house, and refrain from restarting until you get home.

May your family argue only over who gets the last roll at dinner, until you realize that there are more rolls in the kitchen.

May your afternoon caffeine-intake give you just the right amount of boost to get through the day.

May the only emails you receive be from friends inviting you on a free trips.

May your avocados ripen one at a time instead of all at once.

May your Facebook feed be filled with the lives of your loved ones and not political articles.

May your bus show up exactly on time, unless you are running a minute late, and then may it also be a minute late and wait for you while you run up to the door.

May your pet, should you have one, greet you with love and poo where it is supposed to.

May your child, should you have one, also greet you with love and also poo where it is supposed to.

May your shoes never leak.

May your nail polish never chip.

May you find that thing that you can't remember where on earth it could be, but it has GOT to be around here somewhere.

May you walk into a room and remember why you went in there in the first place.

May your Netflix suggestions be just what you need.

May there be one last cookie in the tray and the ice cream tub not be empty.

May the last pair of clean underwear in your drawer NOT be the uncomfortable weird ones you put off wearing, but a cute and fun pair.

May the good cheese be on sale.

May the lights all turn green.

May the wind give your hair just the perfect amount of volume.

May you be able to squeeze one last plate into the dishwasher.

May your partner/child/roommate tidy up without being asked.

May you get hugged, but only if your a hugger. If not, then may nobody even try.

May your high fives land squarely and make a satisfying sound, without hurting your hand.


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It's a trick!

Everything about this fills me with joy.

Why don't people give out more tricks at Halloween? I mean, really? Fire spiders!
Source: Anything Comic

Happy Halloween, kiddos!

(Psssst! This is a funny comic, read more of it at www.anythingcomic.com)


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Camping is Fun! And Other Observations


Camping is fun!

Camping is like normal living, but in a very small fabric house with half your stuff in the car. Also, it's the olden days when bathrooms were a short (or medium) walk away.

When you camp near bears you have to keep EVERYTHING in the car except your clothes. And maybe even your clothes, if you are not very good at keeping food off your clothes, like me.

There is a prime configuration of tents and tarps when it comes to rainy camping, and it does not involve setting your tarp up any distance away from your tent. Perfect World Camping has a tarp right over the entrance to your tent so that you have a dry area to get in and out of the dang thing. Some of us (that would be me) chose poorly and got to put their (my) soaking wet raincoat on inside the tent every time they (I) needed to go to the bathroom (a lot). Learn from my mistakes.

There is something adventurous and childlike about crawling in and out of your home. It's fun and also kind of exhausting, because we are not children anymore. (Unless you are a child, reading this, in which case, please comment and tell me all the cool things right now, I am so behind.)

Camping fashion is the best fashion because it's pretty much all function.


Is there a way to sit comfortably around a fire in the pouring rain? I know that with persistence, you can make a fire in the rain, and I guess if you also set up your sitting tarp right next to the fire this could work. Try doing that.

Spending an entire day and night crammed in your stuffy tent where everything is wet because it's raining so much and even though the rain itself hasn't made it into the tent, it is very very humid.

Comfortably sleeping on the ground is a very individual thing and no one is allowed to judge anyone for the things they have to do in order to find said comfort. Also, rocks get bigger in the night. I am certain.

There is something kind of amazing about cooking outside. It's like a BBQ party but with different food.

When it doesn't rain and you wake up and open your tent to a glorious sunrise, it seems like life is the most beautiful thing ever.


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Do the kneel and yell

You know in movies and TV shows when a person is so overcome with emotion that they fall to their knees and yell at the sky?


I think this needs to happen more in real life.

Here are situations where I think falling to your knees and yelling at the sky is completely justified:

Dropping your ice cream.

Dropping your Jello.

Dropping a bottle of wine on the street and seeing it smash.

Okay, for simplicity, let's just say dropping food that is any kind of delicious treat that is soft, sticky, liquid, shatter-able, or otherwise malleable enough that it is instantly ruined by contact with the floor.

Stubbing your toe (or breaking it, like Viggo did when shooting the above scene).

Missing the bus by mere seconds.

Your coworker showing up late for a meeting.

The ice cream shop being out of your favourite flavour of ice cream, when you know they had it earlier that day. (Okay, the last food-related one, I swear.)

Getting invited to do something really fun but you already have plans and you can't flake out on someone just because something awesome came along because you have been trying to get together with them for three weeks and are a better person than that and being a better person is HARD and then you see posts on Instagram of your friends all going for a fun hike without you when you were just plain old hanging out with this other person LIKE A FOOL.

Coming home to see that your roommate has moved where you last put down the book you are reading and you have to look for it and why can't things just stay where you left them???? (Bonus yelling points if you are one of those people who cares about their books looking pristine and unread and they cracked the spine or dog-eared a page).

The internet being slow. THE INTERNET BEING SLOW.

When you could really use a cuddle, but instead of curling up in your lap with you, your cat walks just out of reach and sits on a plastic bag on the hard floor, making the distinct point that he/she would rather sit on a plastic bag on the floor than touch you.

Finishing a book that was really good and now you're sitting on the bus and you don't have another book to read and you're going to be alone on the bus with your own thoughts for at least 10 more minutes. (Please note the multi-layered issue of both being finished a good book and getting shunted back out into the world AND having nothing else to read.)

When a sidewalk is really crowded and your in a hurry and you just want to get past, but people keep shifting so they are just in front of you and you are completely powerless to do anything about it.

The thing you were just working on didn't save and the computer did something weird and now it's gone.

Printers and/or photocopiers. Anything with printers and/or photocopiers.


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Have you seen all these Abbey Road gifs?

Join with me for the simple, but gleeful, entertainment that comes from random people animating The Beatles crossing Abbey Road.

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I love these Beatles Abbey Road crossing animated gifs!

This gif of The Beatles doing a silly walk across Abbey Road is hilarious.

Here they only get one step into Abbey Road before they reset, Groundhog Day-style.

The Beatles do one, epic slow-motion walk across Abbey Road

This one The Beatles cross Abbey Road backwards, just to mix things up a bit.


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Have you seen this? Donald and Hobbes

If you want to laugh and be terrified and then laugh some more and then be more terrified because it's funny because it's true, then check out Donald and Hobbes on Reddit.

The premise: take a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon and paste Donald Trump's face onto Calvin. Turns out that Calvin, the hyperactive dictator, is the spitting image of Trump. Yikes doesn't even begin to sum it up.

Submitted by Hulihutu

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Submitted by TheAztek

As an aside, can we pause to appreciate the fact that there is a Reddit user named Flemtendo2, which means that there is more than likely someone who already had the name Flemtendo? I'm sure it's a reference to some obscure internet thing, and I don't care. I will assume it's a Nintendo made of phlegm and that more than one person wanted to associate that with their online identity and then I'm going to quietly enjoy that weirdness.


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A new trailer for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!

There's another trailer out for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!


I'm going to be honest... my excitement about this movie is middling. Let's be clear: it's part of the Potterverse so OBVIOUSLY I'm going to see it and probably draw a lightning bolt on my forehead when I do, but this just doesn't have the same pull that Harry Potter did for me.

I also can't help but be a feminist killjoy on this one. If the trailer speaks the truth about this story, then the characters who the story centres on and who have the most agency are white dudes. I saw one person of colour (a woman all dressed fancy at some kind of ceremonial event?) and a handful of ladies who seem to serve the assist/decorate function in the story. (BIG SIGH.) C'mon J.K. Rowling! You can do better!

Of course, the line at the end still sums it all up, "I want to be a wizard."



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Now that's a good-looking wall!

LA street artist Plastic Jesus built a wall around Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, prompting everyone to wonder... why on EARTH does he have a star and how bummed is Kevin Spacey about his neighbour?

A wall was built around Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

In case you're wondering, Plastic Jesus paid for the wall himself, although I think he should send Donald the invoice.

Let's hear it for the new Iron Man Riri!

Image Credit: Marvel Comics
I am stoked on this!  Tony Stark, whose life has turned into a big ol' mess, is hanging up his Iron Man suit in favour of Riri Williams - a genius black girl who built her own Iron Man suit from scratch in her university dorm room.

BOOYAH!

I love this for many reasons!  First of all, it's been long overdue that these superhero franchises diversify their characters.  I also really love that they worked this into the story in a legitimate way.  I always feel a bit off about "girl versions" of things.  It sets up a boys vs. girls dynamic that almost never ends well, no matter how great the final product is.

This move shows that you can easily work ladies (and people of colour) into a story in a real way, instead of just swapping them in and hoping no one freaks out.

Source: The Daily Beast

Google's self-driving cars learn to honk

Source: Wikimedia Commons

It's probably overkill how entertained I am by this: Google has taught their self-driving cars the etiquette of honking.  They now know to give a couple short "Did you see me here?" honks to someone backing up towards them, or a long, sustained honk for a more urgent situation.

So, basically, these cars will be better at honking than you and me.

Source: The Verge