Remember when I made a St. Patrick's Day resolution to learn how to make my own alcohol to bring to the St. Pat's party I would be attending? Totally didn't do it. I promised to keep you guys posted, so here I am, reporting my failure! Because I may not be reliable, but at least I follow through with my secondary promises.
Sorry, Shay, it'll be storebought booze if any that I bring tonight!
Dang, just realized I have to find something green to wear, otherwise everyone will judge me mercilessly! I honestly can't think of a single green item of clothing that I own. What is WRONG with me?