Last night I dreamt that Ivanka Trump was the co-owner of a sushi restaurant. It was all-you-can-eat, but there was a twist: you had to take off clothes before you could do the eating so that once your body expanded from all the sushi, you didn't get stuck. HOWEVER, it was also, for some reason, very difficult to remove any layers of clothing once inside. It was some kind of worthiness test.
I woke up and thought to myself, "That would be a much better use of her time."
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