Getting lyrics all wrong: Bump, Bump, Bump

You know how sometimes when you don't know the real lyrics to a song, your brain just fills in the syllables with words that could fit, even though they are clearly wrong?

For some reason I have had the song "Bump, Bump, Bump" in my head recently.  You know, one of the many club songs from the early 00's about girls and how their sexy bodies are there just to show off to boys?  By B2k, the band no one remembers except me because I looked up what that song was called and inadvertently learned the name of the band?  (But it's featuring P. Diddy, so that's where all the crew came from, I'm guessing.)

Here is what has been going through my brain for the past three days:

Baby turn around
Let me see that sexy body
Go bump, bump, bump,
That is all I wanna see
Someone should kill your family.

Someone should kill your family?

I actually had that run through my head a few times before I stopped and questioned whether "someone should kill your family" was the right lyric.  I mean, sure, the song is kind of misogynistic, but not in a "you're so hot I'm going to kill your family"-type way, just in a more everyday "you are here to perform for my pleasure"-type way.

Anyways, I am not going to bother looking up the real lyrics, because nonsensical lyrics are probably more entertaining than the real ones, that probably just say something else about this girl's body and how sexy it is.

Okay, okay, I'll include a youtube video of the song, just in case you've never heard of it.

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