Singalong! Daring Lousy Guy by Shivaree

I listened to Shivaree nearly non-stop in university, she has just the right combo of cleverness and feelings. Of course, now that I read the lyrics to this song closely, I'm a little worried about her.

DARING LOUSY GUY

by Shivaree

Your bones are going to be disconnected

You daring lousy guy

Your throat is going to be exploded

And I'm still being shy

I've been scared shitless too much lately

Right now there's one thing I can say

I'm so unsatisfied to be killed this way

You daring lousy guy

Your big face went and hurt my instep

And I feel very cold

Just what gives you the nerve to die here

End my game and fold

It's the same old rules no eyes no groin

I'm gonna spank you without pants

And fire aimlessly if you don't come out

You daring lousy guy

Why do you give me a depression

Your kisses are like tape

Try to beat me out of recognition

I'll beat you into shape

Well they couldn't bail out the Titanic

So just keep my insides as a gift

And I hope that they smell your room up

You daring lousy guy

You daring lousy guy

You daring lousy guy

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