Comedy is a difficult art to master. Ask any comedian and they'll tell you, it's a lot of work. A big part of comedy is setting up an expectation and then twisting it. Then there's another genre of comedy: the "this doesn't make any sense and you think it's funny which makes it funny" genre. That's an even more difficult line to walk.
Enter Bad Kids Jokes. An editor for a kids jokes website takes the jokes that are unpublishable, for whatever reason, and posts them on his Tumblr. The result is a sort of abstract, dadaist expression of comedy. Basically, unbeknownst to them, these children have walked the line of "this doesn't make any sense and you think it's funny which makes it funny" expertly.
Here are some samples:
This one has a solid understanding of vegetarianism, but maybe not free choice:
crocodiles might be vegitarians because when they open their mouths, we could easily put in vegetables!This child understands the connection between existence and humour:
have you seen a red zebraThis kid understands subtle differences:
they do not exist
Q:What do you call a dog that can walk?This author may be a future filmmaker:
why did the cow go to the movies?This one is just kind of creepy:
well well well. your JUST IN TIMEThis one could be a future debater:
is hermione in harry potter hot?This child shows a strong understanding of both math and the ingredients of a joke:
yes she is
5+5=6This kid could be having an existential crisis:
HOW DO YOU MAKE NOTHING