Ryan's a pretty secure guy, but once and a while he gets kind of jealous. Like this one time, when I was doing a show with my friend Stuart. As you can see there are a lot of dynamics in this photo: Stuart has his arms crossed in front of him, as if to close off from the hug I am giving him, but his face is pleasant. I am actively hugging him, but my face looks unpleasant. Ryan is sneaking in along the side and looks pretty unimpressed with everything.
So what's the story? Easy:
Stuart was posing for a photo all on his own, trying to look broody and artistic with his arms crossed in front of him. I swooped in for a hug and was smiling, but then Ryan edged in there and I got a little annoyed that he was stealing our moment. I mean, come on Ryan, I know you were having an insecure night but I can still hug another man! (Sometimes we squabble, but we sorted it out that night. Don't worry, our relationship is not on the rocks.)