Inspiration! WomanAgainstFeminism Takes On Women Against Feminism

If you've heard about the Women Against Feminism movement and aren't ridiculous (showing my bias?) then you know the movement is a sad and strange and infuriating demonstration of women (and some men, because why not) showing that they have no idea what feminism is about.

Luckily, there is an antidote!  The WomanAgainstFeminism Twitter feed is glorious and inspiring.  What better way to point out how absolutely batpoo crazy something is than pretending to take its side?  I like to imagine the neighbours/roommates/partner of this clever woman hearing constant, low-level laughter coming from her room every evening while she sits down with an artisanal G&T to compose some tweets.

Some of my favourites:

I don’t need feminises what do women want? nobody knows! do they want spaghetti? do they want equality? do they want koalas? nobody can know
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) October 1, 2014

I don’t need femisms men & women are just naturally good at different things like men are better at taking all the power & subjugating women
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) October 1, 2014

I don’t need feimsns if women don’t want to be sexually assaulted they should be CAREFUL & stay SOBER & wear a PANTSUIT & never go OUTSIDE
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 30, 2014

I don’t need fimeism men drink beer, women drink wine, and femisists drink a cocktail of Male Tears & Blood called a Manhatin
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 29, 2014

I don’t need femisms because femisists don’t think women should cook for their families. I have had my oven stolen 700 times by a femisist!!
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 28, 2014

i don’t need femimes because femisst vegetarians make silken tofu out of the flesh of men. TO FUck up the male population!!!!
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 28, 2014

I don’t need femiims I LIKE not being able to leave my drink unattended at any point it really works out my wrist muscles to carry it around
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 27, 2014

i don’t need femins i love chivalrous acts like when men give me their seat on the bus or intrude into my personal space on the bus
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 25, 2014

I don’t need femismsi because femismis are all misandrist lesbians and all their softballs are made from the soft pliable flesh of testicles
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 24, 2014

I don’t need femims a fun way to insult a rival sports team is to compare them to women lol they’ll get so mad imagine being a woman! gross!
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 22, 2014

I don’t need feims women are so dumb for liking makeup & fashion hold on my husband is arguing online about the color of the new Batman suit
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) September 21, 2014