Learning! Emotional wifi
Tired of experiencing your emotions as they are? Are your mood alteration attempts time consuming and ineffective? Lucky for you, science exists!
Researchers from Washington University School of Medicine, University of Illinois, and University of Colorado Boulder have developed a teeny-tiny brain implant that can alter your brain chemistry using a remote control.
So far it's only been used on lab rats, but they have successfully work with the motor circuitry and reward circuitry in their little rat-brains, and they are hoping to explore applications to anxiety and depression.
Clearly, this means we are only a few days away from a world where not even tin foil hats can protect you from government control.