Now, does anyone remember how that nursery rhyme went? Here's what Wikipedia says:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
What's next? A commercial about a realtor who was so helpful he found his client Peter a home with a large, pumpkin-shaped cellar just big enough to fit a wife?