I have a list of blog ideas for those dry days when I have no idea what to say. You know, those random ideas that pop into my head when I don't have time to write but seem completely brilliant at the time. Also known as the ideas that are completely unwriteable.
Today I realized that once again it's been a few days and I have absolutely no ideas for what to write about. So I consulted my list. Mainly it's full of things that I thought were hilarious and really are meaningless, but one bullet point caught my eye. One word and a piece of punctuation: "penis?"
This is a topic for a blog post?
I don't even have the slightest idea of what I was thinking. Perhaps I was envisioning a scenario where one is lost? Or where a person is unsure if what they're looking at is a penis or not?