A question for the ages

Can anyone tell me how to eat an Oreo cookie without getting little bits of packed-in chocolate stuck all over my teeth?  

I'm always terrified to smile or even talk after I eat them, because even if there isn't caked-in chocolate in my front teeth, it gets all stuck up in my molars and I have to be super un-ladylike to get it out.

Other people seem to be able to eat Oreos, laugh, smile, and talk all at the same time without first digging around their teeth with a tongue or finger.  HOW DO YOU DO IT?

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