The Kleenex company, pioneers in convincing everyone that reusable handkerchiefs are disgusting*, have found a new frontier their war on trees! Now they want everyone to believe that a hand towel in your home bathroom is disgusting. Yep, continue to use that cloth hand towel and you'll be a spawning ground for disease and disability. Your family will probably get the plague. In fact, your home will likely be the source of the next big animal-sourced flu: feline, canine, or parrotine.
The sad thing is that people will actually buy these. You know, to go along with their air-disinfectants, one-time use antibacterial wipes for ever room in the house, and individually wrapped baby wipes for ladies.
*I will concede that handkerchiefs can be disgusting. I do think that for everyday sniffles and other mucous-lite activities they are a great idea though and that they should be making a comeback. I mean, come on! You can get them monogrammed! Think of the possibilities: you could drop a hanky to invite the seduction of an attractive stranger! You can find a hanky to uncover infidelity! The possibilities are endless! Or at least dual.