Muffin Top: little tufts of fat in the lower-waist area that stick out the top of low-rise pants.
Side Boob: when the side of your boob sticks out of a shirt of a certain cut and looks kind of like an extra roll of arm fat.
Double Boob: when your bra is sized so that it cuts you off mid-boob and it looks like you have four boobs.
Cankles: fat ankles.
Ninkles: knee wrinkles.
Hair (undesirable): armpits, legs, toes, ears, nose, upper lip, between the eyebrows, outside of the currently fashionable eyebrow shape, cheeks, bikini line.
Hair (desirable): head - must be soft and flowy.
Armpits: now need to be soft and pretty (thanks Dove).
Hands: show your age no matter how much plastic surgery you get elsewhere.
Body shapes (desirable): hourglass, very skinny.
Body shapes (undesirable): all of them.
Batwings: flappy skin on the bottom of your biceps.
Teeth: white, straight, now with a sexy gap in the middle.
What did I miss?